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Of course when Goofy Asians are procrastinating around on the internet, they tend to “goto” strange”places. Places which, if they are at work at the time and the network is being monitored as well, would set off red flags…and no, it’s not always porn, LoL.

The Why: Little explanation is needed or rather, there’s not much explanation to begin with. The reason for our peculiar perusing is that we need subsistence to fuel our persona, our minds, our souls. That and we just are a weird bunch that needs weird stuff to look at.

The What: If you have gotten this far you must be thinking to yourself, “What exactly is considered weird?” This can literally range from any subject as well as any type of media (text,video,images,etc.). Most of the time, the subject matter is pretty normal…However, what really makes it considered weird can be a number of possible things:

1. Tendency to get nearly obsessive of said subject. Example: Hitsushark and her lolcats. Go ahead, ask her how many times she goes there per day.
2. Frequency going off on a tangent during any particular instant messaging session. Ever get a response from whoever you are talking to such as: “that was random”, “wtf”, “you’re weird man” a lot? You may be a Goofy Asian. Not Asian? Consider yourself an honorary one in this regard, LOL.
3. Playing little social games, like “Would you Rather do this or that?”, and coming up with some of the strangest questions/answers. Yes, asking whether you’d rather make out with Dr. Phil or eat a bird turd is out there…you know who you are, LOL.
4. Doing stuff online, which would be much easier offline. I bought shoe lace on the internet…even though the shoe store is right there and probably cost less considering I had to pay for shipping. And no, this isn’t just an isolated incident! Another personal example: Using random.org as sort of a “heads or tails” for deciding where to eat.
5. Always doing the “wrong thing at the wrong time”. Example: Being on YouTube looking at “Hard Gay” at church, which brings me to the next number…
6. On YouTube most of the time for strange videos. I remember for a few weeks I used YouTube mainly to look at those quirky Japanese game shows…good times.
7. Giving out links to people and usually getting a “Are you on crack?” vibe. Some people just don’t get your sense of humor or whatever, and most of the people who do are either in the same boat or worse!
8. Being on the internet at ungodly hours doing things that would make you question yourself. Can someone tell me why I was up till 4am reading about the guarana berry (Which is a fruit with natural occurring caffeine by the way.)?
9. Coming to conclusions of life’s mysteries through random websites of random things at random times…and being somewhat serious about it, but not really. (Who would’ve thought I could learn so much about myself on subway.com? Be sure to take the inner-sub quiz before it disappears!)
10. There is no number 10…but I wanted a list of 10.

image credit: joke art

So there you have it. There’s definitely more to it, this is just a glimpse of the possible ways of being weird. If you’re still confused, or you’re saying to yourself, “What the hell is he talking about?”…well, you obviously are normal.

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