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Dae Ma Cho!! (part I)

Tuesday March 11thMiscellaneous Category

What’s going on out there you sexy mofos! I’m just hanging out, enjoying the flippin cold that just won’t go away! Anyways, I bet some of you guys are scratching your noggin wondering what the title means, well it’s marijuana! That’s right, such a mysterious yet a fantastic plant that’s been on government’s list of no-nos for awhile! Do you know how cannabis made on to the list? Money and greed, assisted by power!! DuPont, a company that makes most of our wood-pulp paper created this sturdy string called the nylon. When nylon came out, hemp fiber was the sturdiest in its class, and afterwards as well. Secretary of Treasury in the Hoover administration was part of this company and needed hemp fibers gone to make their maximum profit, so he made it happen by calling the plant a narcotic. Ever since then, a doobie could end you up in the holding cell, while you wait for someone to bail you out. I’m sure some of you think marijuana IS a drug and should stay illegal, and the users are nothing but a bunch of low-life potheads. I want to shine the light on marijuana that some of you might not be aware of because of the dirty reputation cannabis has received for awhile.

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Let me tell you some facts about the papers made from hemp, the stems of the plant. Plain white paper we use is made from wood pulp. To get its white bleached coloring, the manufacturers add many harmful chemicals that’s let out into our environment. Hemp paper, on the other hand uses barely any, which has to be good for our planet earth, right? Another thing is that, trees we make our papers from take hundreds of years to grow to its mature form. With the rate of trees humans cut down everyday, everyone knows that these trees just can’t keep up with our demands! For cannabis to reach its mature form, it takes about 90 days, a perfect substitution. Another fun fact for it is that, wood pulp papers can be recycled up to 4 times, while hemp papers can go through recycling up to 7 times.

CandR = Chong

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24 Comments

  1. Rosy
    March 12, 2008

    I learn something new everyday and everytime u write about it. im for it, and it doesnt mean i will go smoke it. i would use more hemp products and such. great job hon!

  2. phoFuki
    March 12, 2008

    Yeah..stick it to he Man! I hope Part II has some facts on crime. I’m pretty sure that the percentage of crimes committed while under the influence or influenced by marijuana is lower than alcohol or cigarettes, let alone any of the real narcotics being sold on the street today. I know I’ve never met an angry pothead :)
    phoFuki’s last blog post..moo cards have arrived

  3. Sunfire
    March 15, 2008

    Interesting take on cannabis Chong. Quite a crazy history it has had! Waiting on part deux soon! :D

  4. rakasha
    December 15, 2009

    dude thats definatly something i didnt knew…

  5. pph pothead
    January 12, 2010

    yea thats was up do a story on how it wouled help fix the economy trust me itll fix it in a matter of mounths

  6. john
    January 20, 2010

    U SMOKIN SOME LAME SHIT
    TRY SOME HEROJUANA

  7. JOSE
    January 20, 2010

    DAM ESE U FOOS SMOKE SHIT THAT MAKES YO BUTTY B BUSTIN AND SHIT STICK TO SOME FUCKEN GREEN CRACK AND AFGANI KUSH MABE SOUR DIESEL TRIPPLE X OG ON SOME BOMB ASS OG OGER KUSH FUCKERZ STAY FADED CHINKY ASSES

  8. Jaaa
    January 20, 2010

    Hey people I’m from Tajikistan we got all kind of real weed so I invite you
    here is my e-mail nasim10@mail.ru

  9. elirax
    January 22, 2010

    hoo deam i love smock Weed :)

    I m not black men XD

  10. amber
    January 25, 2010

    i want some gimme some ganja luv this pic

  11. steven
    January 29, 2010

    weed is the shit i smoke it every day here in american

  12. StOnEr420
    February 15, 2010

    Another thing that is funny is that millions of people die from alcohol, meth, coke, speed, crack, and the main murderer tobacco. All the while………millions die from these causes yet not one damn person has died on this planet from pot……..and that excludes choking on the brownies or the weed itself…………… THERE IS ONLY TWO PLANTS ON THIS WORLD THAT CAN BE SMOKED AND YOU WONT OVERDOSE ON………….TOBACCO……..NOT EVEN NATURAL………SO MANY CHEMICALS IN IT………AND OF COURSE OUR FRIEND MARY……………JUANA THAT IS………….IS THE ONLY SO CALLED “DRUG” THAT ANY USER CANT OVERDOSE ON………PLUS POT MAKES THE USER MORE ALERT AND IT WORKS SO WELL THAT SOME……”IN-EXPIERIENCED” PEOPLE BECOME PARANOID….NOT ONLY THAT POT MAKES ONE MORE RELAXED…………..AND EVEN THOUGH IT WASNT NEEDED TO PROVE THIS THEORY………WHEN AND IF EVER YOUR PARENTS GET INTO A FIGHT JUST WALK UP TO THEM SAY “SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HIT THIS” AND PASS THEM A JOINT, BOWL, BLUNT, OR BONG….. IF THEY DONT SMOKE……..WELL BE CREATIVE……MAKE BROWNIES

    WEED POT MARYJUANA WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT IS NOT A DRUG….IT IS AN HERB GROWN FROM THE GROUND MUCH LIKE TOBACCO BUT NO CHEMICALS REEFER IS THE ONLY “Safe Smokable Plant” (S.S.P.).

  13. StOnEr420
    February 15, 2010

    AND LIKE PHOFUCKIE SAID YOULL NEVER MEET AN ANGRY POTHEAD…….EXEPT MAYBE IF YOU TAKE HIS WEED AWAY………………………………………………………..DAMN IT!

  14. GD S2 Me
    April 6, 2010

    hey r u korean haha I saw “dae ma cho” hahaha

  15. cough cough
    April 12, 2010

    god damn i love weed so much!!! Obama make it legallll!!!!!!!!!

  16. chei
    April 14, 2010

    that is the best high gread in all greens.smock n fly

  17. chei
    April 14, 2010

    that is the best high gread of all greens.dont drink n drive smock n fly

  18. funkShway
    April 21, 2010

    i agree 100%!
    im writing a paper on the legalization in my english class and i support it.
    your facts are interesting and a great substitution…i cant wait for the next post.

  19. GIN
    May 11, 2010

    DAE MA TRANSLATED IN TO ENGLISH MEANS THE BIG NUMB. WANT TO BUY SOME??
    IF YOU NEED SOME YOU CAN GO TO CRAIGSLIST.ORG AND TYPE IN 420 IN THE SEARCH BOX. ALL THE DELIVERY SERVICES WILL COME UP. “HAROLD AND KUMAR FANS” IS MINE!

  20. nag
    June 9, 2010

    i totaly agree with you; weed should be legaized ! its not bad for you at oll ! so lets all lite up a blunt of dat purple haze, fire up our bongs an smoke dat shit !!!!!!!

  21. Garrett_American_St0n3r
    June 17, 2010

    You guys are way too wordy stop talking about it and start smoking it!!! I’m blazed right now … that means i’m high

    PEACE MUCHACHO
    MEY THE WEED BE WITH YOU!

  22. Scarlett
    August 28, 2010

    i’ll smoke it and write on it! and phofuki’s right…i don’t think there’s an angry pothead on sweet, sweet, hemp-producing mother earth :D

  23. Margaret
    January 6, 2011

    I did some research in high school and the info I found was amazing… This plant is a natural healer and shouldve always been legal… booze is legal and it kills people in more ways than one…

  24. zeb rivera
    March 29, 2011

    Yeah man i freaking agree! its proven that alchoal does more damge and marijuana. When ur high it doesnt make anyone angree! alchoal makes u wanna fight people…..and weeeedddd is just freaking amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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